This morning as I was leaving for work, I had a peanut butter related incident

When I'm running late, I usually just slap some peanut butter into a tortilla and call it breakfast


However, I also bought an all natural peanut butter of just peanuts and oil and it has the consistency of maple syrup

As I was running out the door, I experienced massive peanut butter splooge-age out of the bottom end of the tortilla roll that I was holding in my mouth and got peanut butter everywhere

My hair
Sweater
Boobs

Yup, it got everywhere


So I had to run back inside, clean up really fast, change and then proceed on my way now really late for work

Now I smell like Eau de Peanut